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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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