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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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