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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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