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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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