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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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