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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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