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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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