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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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