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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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