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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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