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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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