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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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