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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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