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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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