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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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