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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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