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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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