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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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