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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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