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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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