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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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