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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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