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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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