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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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