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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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