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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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