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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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