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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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