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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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