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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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