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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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