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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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