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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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