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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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