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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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