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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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