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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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