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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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