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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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