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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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