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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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