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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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