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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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