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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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