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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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