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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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