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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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