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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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