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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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