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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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