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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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