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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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