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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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