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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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