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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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