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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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