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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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