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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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