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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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