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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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