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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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