Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.