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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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