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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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