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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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