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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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